NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
they call him Oral-B. enough said
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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