i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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