Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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