i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
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It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
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I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
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