addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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