He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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