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(713): View more from Texas

we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.

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(516): View more from New York

Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking

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(309): View more from Illinois

I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole

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(586): View more from Michigan

I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.

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