So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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