we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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