i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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