I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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