What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
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It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
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We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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