How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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