One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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