Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
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His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
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I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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