when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I hope mine doesn't look like that
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
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I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
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Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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