Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
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Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
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I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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