Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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