the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
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Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
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So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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