didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
is it fun? or sober?
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