wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
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I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
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I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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