I just made out with a guy for $7.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
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drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
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See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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