ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Randomize
