I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Your shirt... Was in my pants
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
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