I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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