So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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