So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
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my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
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I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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