You can't special order awesome
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
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Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
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the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
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