you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
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Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
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I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
We are all done wearing pants today
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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