I don't think brook has ever known best
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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