her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
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he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
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She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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