I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
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He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
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So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
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