i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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