you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
