Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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