In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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