Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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