So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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