Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
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Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
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We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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