1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
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I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
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This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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