i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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