omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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