You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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