Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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