you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
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dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
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Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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