yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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