Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
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Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
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It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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