There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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