wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
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You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
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If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
A bitchslap is in order.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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