this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
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on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
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Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
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