at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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