Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
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Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
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You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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