why didn't you poke me back
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
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Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
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I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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