nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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