Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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